Saturday, 7 December 2013

25 Days of the Elf on the Shelf - Day 7: Zippy Trashes the Kitchen

Unbelievable! That hooker of a elf trashed my kitchen! You wouldn't know but a couple of parents of a semi-possessed toddler and a newborn and a giant dog had cooked supper and then put the kids to bed without cleaning. Disgusting!

Consider yourself lucky if all this little creep does is spell a few names with some cereal. Now we have to clean up this disaster! Even the toaster is out! 

Getting real sick of your shit, Zippy...

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