Saturday, 7 December 2013
25 Days of the Elf on the Shelf - Day 7: Zippy Trashes the Kitchen
Unbelievable! That hooker of a elf trashed my kitchen! You wouldn't know but a couple of parents of a semi-possessed toddler and a newborn and a giant dog had cooked supper and then put the kids to bed without cleaning. Disgusting!
Consider yourself lucky if all this little creep does is spell a few names with some cereal. Now we have to clean up this disaster! Even the toaster is out!
Getting real sick of your shit, Zippy...